Teenage Obsessions

1. Skinny Pants
2. Vampires
3. Cutting....the Cheese, "In the Literal Sense."
4. Boyfriends/Girlfriends
5. Killing Barney
6. Chuck Norris
7. Writing on Your Friend's Arms
8. Stealing Stripes

Skinny Pants: We've already previously discussed this on our blog, but we thought one more diss couldn't hurt.

Blogger 1: I LOVE THEM--the J of the J.R.
Blogger 2: How could you love them? They cut off all circulation to your legs and our MOTHERS wore them! And who the HECK is J.R.? Who are you talking about, you freak?
Blogger 1: I say our mothers were smart to add these to their----Wait, look at the TV!
Blogger 2: OMG! Lindsey's straight again!

Vampires: Presonally, we love Vampires. The only problem is when authors try to make them sound like sparkly, perfect men. What ever happened to the good ole Dracula stories? For cryng out loud! They turned him into a cartoon character for a cereal box? Count Chocula. SERIOUSLY. This is a REAL cereal. And HOW can they be vegetarian? They're eating animals, people!

Cutting...the Cheese: You may ask what we mean by "The Literal Sense," but seriously, people, who DOESN'T like Cheese? Except for someone who's Lactose-Intolerant.....I'm so sorry for you! You don't have the pleasures of eating stuff that came out of a cow.... :,( We mourn for you.

Boyfriends/Girlfriends: Obviously you can become very obsessed with this one! But we won't go into our personal experiences, unless it's about Yahoo Answers... We are ANTI Yahoo Answers. We do know the only reason Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are together is because of obsession....and Stephenie Meyer. Really, because I don't see how anyone can be attracted to someone who doesn't bathe regularly. And we're NOT just talking about Robert here...

Killing Barney:
Blogger 1: How does that song go?
Blogger 2: I believe it was: "I hate you, you hate me, let's get tgether and KILL Barney, With Tanks of Water and Acid he will drown, Barney escapes but he falls down..."
Blogger 1: Is that it?
Blogger 2: No, but we would really like it if our followers would comment with the rest of the song. This is a test people. We are serious. Only true followers would fall off a Giant Peach for us! We love you!

Chuck Norris: ....70....man, what can you say to that?

Writing on Your Friend's Arms: Don't you hate it when your friends write on your arms and you don't see it until your PARENTS do and they get you in trouble?!
Blogger 1: I've been there!
Blogger 2: Really? Would you give us examples of what you've had written on your arm?
Blogger 1: "I love *****!" (It's my name, not a cuss word) "I love ***** too!" "Not as much as I love *****!" What about you Blogger 2?
Blogger 2: "****** rocks like a fish 'Reeba'!"
Blogger 1: Oh yeah, I wrote that!

Stealing Stipes: We already warned you about this! Why do you keep stealing them? I mean, you saw the picture! So death will be your sentence. Stealing is a sin and the wages of sin is DEATH. Just like old men stealing out of the cradle!

Savor the Randomness

*dah ruh-rah-da dum da-dah*

This is Channel 666, we bring you all the latest Fabs and Flabs, and here is Spitlama with the Latest Fashion News:

What's up with the Emos these days? We got a confirmation code that said "Emo Pyrite." What the Finance?! (Quote, J.B.)
It's very hard to find a true Emo these days... What with all the Fashion Industry, tryin to make profit off of it. SUCH POSERS/PANSIES!
Oh! And BTW!
Even more saddening is that a lot of Emos have been coming down with SPS: Skinny Pants Syndrome. We were just notified by Disney Channel by this...if only there was a cure....IT'S DISCOVERED! Men can figure out their own gender and stop wearing us girls' pants! And the men in the fashion industry can stop making such skimpy, skin tight clothes for us women! *snaps in a "Z"* Oh Yeah, We Went There!

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.*

We interupt this program to report a Brainstorm heading your way! For fans of Yahoo Answers, be warned, because it's coming your way! You may have Brainjuice soaked into your underwear. And keep on the look out for the occasional Zombie.

In other news: Buffy Staked Edward. The story was summed up in two sentences: "And Buffy plunged the stake into Edward's discoball-like skin and he was turned to ash. Bella, hearing about this, jumped off the cliff and this time FINALLY died."

Don't Steal My Cheetah's Stripes

"Hey what are you doing with my stripes?!" -Cheetah
"What are you doing with stripes anyway?! You're friggen' polka-dotted anyway!" -Zebra
"What do you mean? Are you saying a Cheetah can't have stripes? Don't you go sayin' that!" -Cheetah
"I can say whatever I wanna say, 'cause I'm black....with white stripes." -Zebra
"I thought Zebras were white, with black stripes?" -Cheetah
"Don't you be gettin' all racist on me, leave that for Obama." -Zebra
"I'm nothin' like those Americans! This is AFRICA for cryin' outloud, babay!"
-Cheetah
"Speakin' of Africa, WHERE are my stripes?!" -Cheetah
"What do you care? They make you and your Chinese mother look fat anyway!"
-Zebra
"At least my Chinese mother know what color she is, you Micheal Jackson Wanna-be!" -Cheetah
*Meerkat comes in and looks at them*
"Hakuna Matata..."
*farts. Leaves*



None of these posts are meant to be Racist. So if you have a problem with it then you don't have to read it.