This is Channel 666, we bring you all the latest Fabs and Flabs, and here is Spitlama with the Latest Fashion News:
What's up with the Emos these days? We got a confirmation code that said "Emo Pyrite." What the Finance?! (Quote, J.B.)
It's very hard to find a true Emo these days... What with all the Fashion Industry, tryin to make profit off of it. SUCH POSERS/PANSIES!
Oh! And BTW!
Even more saddening is that a lot of Emos have been coming down with SPS: Skinny Pants Syndrome. We were just notified by Disney Channel by this...if only there was a cure....IT'S DISCOVERED! Men can figure out their own gender and stop wearing us girls' pants! And the men in the fashion industry can stop making such skimpy, skin tight clothes for us women! *snaps in a "Z"* Oh Yeah, We Went There!
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.*
We interupt this program to report a Brainstorm heading your way! For fans of Yahoo Answers, be warned, because it's coming your way! You may have Brainjuice soaked into your underwear. And keep on the look out for the occasional Zombie.
In other news: Buffy Staked Edward. The story was summed up in two sentences: "And Buffy plunged the stake into Edward's discoball-like skin and he was turned to ash. Bella, hearing about this, jumped off the cliff and this time FINALLY died."
YEA THE SPARKLING HOMOSEXUAL VAMPIRE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. real men don't sparkle
ReplyDeleteDude, you totally stole "What the Finance" from me and Jenna!
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